It’s so hot in El Paso, you need oven mitts to drive. The scorching temperatures have become a norm in this southwestern city, and this summer is no exception. With record-breaking temperatures already being recorded, it’s essential to find ways to beat the heat. In a recent Facebook post, we asked El Pasoans to share their experiences and responses to the question, “You know it’s hot in El Paso when…”
- “Your lashes melt off before you hit the freeway.”
- “Your steering wheel tries to fight you.”
- “You open your front door and immediately question your life choices.”
These responses showcase the severity of the heat and the creative ways El Pasoans have found to cope with it. From AC breakdown horror stories to dramatic reenactments of “The Floor Is Lava” while walking across a parking lot, the responses are both humorous and relatable.
One person even joked, “Even Satan wouldn’t vacation here right now,” highlighting the unbearable heat. While it’s impossible to confirm whether Satan is indeed hesitant to visit El Paso, the sentiment is undeniable.
Despite the sweltering temperatures, El Pasoans have learned to find the humor in their situation. By sharing their experiences and funny responses, they’re showing that they’re not alone in their struggles. So, the next time you feel like you’re being slow-roasted at 8 a.m., just remember: you’re not alone, and yes, we’re all sweating together.
To help you beat the Texas heat, we’ve compiled a list of tips below:
| Tip | Description |
|---|---|
| Stay hydrated | Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and avoid dehydration. |
| Use a portable fan | A portable fan can provide a cooling breeze on a hot day, making it easier to stay comfortable. |
| Wear light clothing | Wearing light-colored, loose-fitting clothing can help keep you cool by allowing air to circulate around your body. |
| Seek shade | Seeking shade can provide relief from the direct sun and heat. |
By following these tips and being mindful of the heat, you can beat the Texas heat and enjoy the summer season. Stay cool, El Paso!
“The heat is not just a weather phenomenon, it’s a state of mind. It’s a feeling that says, ‘I’m not going to let this heat get the best of me.’ It’s a declaration of independence from the heat, a refusal to be held captive by the sweltering temperatures.”
So, the next time you’re feeling the heat, just remember: you’re not alone, and there are ways to beat it.
